Describe the owner of this car

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt) 03/17/2018 at 15:01 • Filed to: mid-life crisis, Corvette, shittymods

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Chuckles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:09

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Old.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:11

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legally blind... and probably suffering from dementia as he had two exhausts installed even tho he already had 4

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:11

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(edit).......... fucksake kinja.... i function better than you after 15 beers and a full strip of xanax

not for canada - australian in disguise > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:13

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WINGA DINGA WINGA DINGA WINGA DINGA WINGA DINGA WINGA DINGA WINGA DINGA WINGA DINGA WINGA DINGA WINGA DINGA

ToyotaFamily > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:14

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Jean shorts, says cars were better back then, claims his Corvette is “1 of 252 with this color combo and options” and never driven in the rain.

RPM esq. > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:14

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RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:15

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Compensating.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:16

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Some sort of gold medallion around their neck 

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:17

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Lives in a 55 and older community in Boca Raton.

Loves his Nike Air Monarchs.

Enjoys the early bird specials at the local restaurants.

Thinks “Kokomo” isn’t a true Beach Boys song because it’s not from the 60s.

AestheticsInMotion > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:21

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interstate366, now In The Industry > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:29

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Old

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:30

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The average Corvette owner?

Wacko > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:31

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Has corvette hat and jacket.

FoilyDoily > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:35

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Mid-60s, still coloring her thinning hair that blonde that everyone loved in the early 1970s. Sports a clear visor at the annual car show and is Florida tan all year. Probably named Sandy or Pat.

gettingoldercarguy > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:36

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Cruise control is used more than the gas pedal.

Urambo Tauro > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 15:37

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A weirdo who belongs here on Oppo with the rest of us.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 03/17/2018 at 15:49

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Is only into cars because it’s expected of him, not because of any sort of appreciation for them.

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 16:00

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As an AMERICAN I (any old political ideal)....

wafflesnfalafel > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 16:04

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I think what we have here is a real world manifestation of the “the only good Corvettes have chrome bumpers” saying

ranwhenparked > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 16:19

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Between 65 and 75 years old, wears discount clothes from the Haband! catalog, but dresses up in his best Tommy Bahama shirts for special occasions. Most likely bald, but covers it up with a Corvette branded ball cap. Never drives the car in the rain, rarely drives it further than the local McDonald’s or Perkins.

Chuckles > ranwhenparked 03/17/2018 at 16:29

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Hey, nothing wrong with Haband jeans. I wear them to work every day because I have unusually short legs and most jeans are too long. For the record I’m 32, so I’m only sort of an old person.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 03/17/2018 at 16:41

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Thinks Kokomo is an actual, real place.

RPM esq. > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 03/17/2018 at 16:45

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That, or lives in the real Kokomo .

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 03/17/2018 at 16:56

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It’s a real place in my heart.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > RPM esq. 03/17/2018 at 17:16

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My deepest apologies, Kokomoians.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ranwhenparked 03/17/2018 at 17:24

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Include Gold chain across a hairy chest

ranwhenparked > Chuckles 03/17/2018 at 17:31

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Actually, I’m 32 as well, and have ordered things through their website. Company dress code is executive casual, and if I’m going to destroy a pair of pants, it might as well be a pair of Botany 500s that only cost me $15.

Still, you can easily tell who they believe their target demographic is, and the fact that they advertise on the back page of the VFW magazine isn’t the only way to do it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 17:46

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Voted Trump

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Spanfeller is a twat 03/17/2018 at 17:48

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This comment crossed the line. My comment that is. So I deleted it and wrote this

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > FoilyDoily 03/17/2018 at 17:51

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This is the first post insinuatingthe owner is a woman. I 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 17:52

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Plot twist the car was recently purchased by a drift kid hopping on the Vette band wagon

Spanfeller is a twat > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/17/2018 at 18:05

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Its a joke I stole from RCR

pip bip - choose Corrour > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 18:13

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also wears a “members only” jacket

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Spanfeller is a twat 03/17/2018 at 18:18

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I’m not sure which one of my edits you read. But I continued the joke and I felt it could hurt some feelings so I deleted it.

Spanfeller is a twat > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/17/2018 at 18:22

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Nah, i got the final edit, but again, the internet is filled with professionally offended people.

Chuckles > ranwhenparked 03/17/2018 at 18:41

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I’m a chemist, so while the official dress code mostly just says “look professional, and cover up for safety reasons,” my personal amendment to that is *for as cheap as possible so you don’t get mad when you spill chemicals*

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Spanfeller is a twat 03/17/2018 at 19:21

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Okay there’s was one point where it seemed like I was offended by your comment. Which I wasn’t at all

Spanfeller is a twat > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 03/17/2018 at 19:40

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Oh... Well.. shame I missed it :(

sdwarf36 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 03/17/2018 at 20:25

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That leave a green ring...